December 15th, 2004

A birthday joke for Pzie: (HAPPY BIRTHDAY PZIE!!!)

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of Sun City seniors heads
down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She
offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.

After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about
eight times.

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the
almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible
because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.

Where upon the old lady Answers, "we just love the chocolate around
them."

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FACTOID OF THE DAY: Reno is west of Los Angeles

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December 10th, 2004

If you are looking for some (as one co-worker put it) lacey, ruffly granny-panties for the man in your life in time for the holidays, then search no longer.

http://www.manties.net

December 8th, 2004

I am not writing much, I know, but here is what is taking up all my free time:

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf

And here is a link to what a friend of mine described as "MC Escher on steroids:

http://zoomquilt.machwerk.ws/zoom.htm <--- very cool!

December 1st, 2004

I cannot beleive it is December already. Time used to only fly when you were having fun. What is it about age and the perception of time, anyway?