About the Facetious Sage! The Facetious Sage is solemn and wise. He can help you find your direction in life. He has dedicated himself to helping those less fortunate than himself, following the example set by his fictional grandfather Maxwell. While the Facetious Sage is very well read and has extensive knowledge of a wide variety of topics, he is still somewhat socially inept and thinks that Hip Hop is a rabbit character in a children's book. It is his hope that you will visit the site and become educated, enlightened and a better person all around. Be sure to write in with your questions and let the Facetious Sage's guidance unlock the potential in YOU! P.S. send him lots of money...he'll really appreciate it.