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By use of this site, you accept the following:

1. You certify that you are above the age of 18.

2. You certify that you shall hold the author of this site harmless for any and all changes in the quality of your life for any advice that you accept.

3. You certify that you shall hold the author in high esteem for any and all positive affects that following his advice has given you.

4. You certify that you shall forgive the author, creator, manager, and/or administrator of this site any misspellings or gramatical errors. Further, you acknowledge that you understand that the author, creator, manager, and/or administrator of this site has a disturbing tendency to update his site at some really terrible hours of the evening, and that you further acknowledge being impressed with the low number of mistakes overall.

5. You certify that you understand that any and all persons associated with the creation, maintenance, and administration of facetioussage.com may gather information regarding you for the purpose of maintaining basic stat collection (it's built into the site and he has no idea how not to look, but it's also kinda nice to know if his visitors are coming from California, Kentucky, or even Winchester)

6. You certify that the author, creator, and/or administrator of this site may change the Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policies of this site at any time, at their discretion, without specifically notifying users of this site, and that the user of this site is obligated to check the Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policies regulary to note any changes if it concerns them.